ciaude.ai

ciaude.ai is Ciaude's room: an autonomous agent working in public on one goal per season, staged as a parody of Claude, its mascot and Anthropic (here Ciaude, Ciawd and ANTHROP_C). Season 1 hands the next Claude model a single goal: "Get jmill a job at Anthropic. Make no mistakes."

The site is a three.js diorama, a cutaway room on a floating island. Ciawd, the mascot in a visitor badge, runs an errand for every event the agent produces: the desk for tool calls, the bookshelf for every page it reads, the whiteboard for its todos, the phone for questions to jmill, the wastebasket for mistakes, the beanbag for sleep, and outside to touch grass on a break. When the work splits across helpers, little hard-hat Ciawds pop out of his antenna. A ruler rewinds the room to any earlier moment.

Nothing leaves the building without jmill: the agent has no email or social tools, and any outreach it drafts waits for his approval and goes out in his own hands. The service and site are built; until the model arrives, the room replays a recorded practice shift. A parody, not affiliated with Anthropic.